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Michael Bay to take over “Batman” franchise

Arthur Dent, Staff Writer

March 29

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  Hollywood filmmaker Michael Bay, known for his work on blockbusters “Armageddon,” “Bad Boys” and the “Transformers” franchise, has announced he is set to direct the next “Batman” installment now that...

“Friday”: the song of a generation

Carrie Brandtshaw, Staff Writer

March 29

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Every generation needs a theme song. The ‘60s produced such classics as “Give Peace a Chance” by John Lennon and “For What It’s Worth” by Buffalo Springfield. For years, I waited for our theme — a song that could...

Le Moyne’s Performing Arts Center hires professional clown

Arthur Dent, Staff Writer

March 29

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  In a bold move this past week, the Performing Arts Center chose to fill the spot of Visual and Performing Arts Operations Manager (a position similar to one held by Kristi McKay, former manager of the PAC) with Chuckles...

Le Moyne to hold Hunger Games next year

Emily Power$, Staff Writer

March 29

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  Le Moyne will hold its first annual Hunger Games competition this August — a controversial reaction to Le Moyne’s recently increasing class sizes. In the past few years, Le Moyne has admitted its largest classes...

Coming soon to Le Moyne: Jerzdays at the Pub!

Regina Phalange, Staff Writer

March 29

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  It turns out that you really should not judge a book by its cover. People can definitely surprise you. It’s just been announced that Pauly D and Deena from the hit MTV show “Jersey Shore” are coming to Le Moyne. You...

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James Barcomb, Arts & Leisure Editor

March 29

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*This is part of our April Fools Day issue!*

Tennis team to regain winning streak on new homemade courts

Caroline Tisdell, Staff Writer

March 29

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  For the first time in two years, the women’s tennis team plans to play its next match against Franklin Pierce here at Le Moyne College. The women’s team has been playing at Syracuse University since the courts were...

Super-intelligent samurai dolphins terrorize campus

Sir Basil K. Ocelot III, Staff Writer

March 29

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Pre-Phin Fest preparations last week by LSPB have led to disaster after super-intelligent bipedal dolphins were released, wreaking havoc on campus. According to one source, LSPB had obtained the dolphins from a nearby mad scientist...

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