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Cheers & Jeers

Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer

November 29, 2012

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One more week. One week from now, we’ll have just one day of classes left to complete. Sometimes, I wish that professors would lay the work on way heavier in the beginning, when we’re nice and fresh, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed aft...

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Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer

November 15, 2012

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In the wake of all the flak I’ve received for my comments last issue, I’ve decided to be a total ass and ignore all of the recommendations! No. I’m going to try something new and hope to God that newspaper’s layout sta...

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Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer

November 8, 2012

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Well, the results are in, and as predicted by yours truly…Mitt Romney is now President of the United States. Now many of you may think that since I predicted a Romney victory, I must have voted for him. This is highly presumptuous, and...

Cheers & Jeers 11/02/12

Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer

November 2, 2012

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Hurricanes. Who would have thought after a year of no snow days, we would be blessed with a completely unnecessary day off! due to a tropical storm? I understand that it was a precautionary measure, and that once SU closed we ...

Cheers & Jeers – 10/25/12

Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer

October 25, 2012

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So a little birdie tells me that Slick Willy Clinton offered to speak at Le Moyne last week, but was turned away due to an apparent fear of ex-Presidents. I am so glad our administration is looking out for the well-being of its...

Cheers & Jeers (Oct. 18th)

Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer

October 18, 2012

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Well, the political season is in full swing, and I think it is safe to say that we all want to vote for Mitt Romney. Obama really should just concede the Presidency and allow our Mormon savior to assume the highest office of ...

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Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer

October 4, 2012

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We need a good fight. In movies about college there are always random fights on campus.  We haven’t had a good one in a couple years, I think we’re due.  Word is that Iggy the Dolphin has challenged Freddy P. to a Cage Mat...

Cheers & Jeers

Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer

September 27, 2012

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Well, I thought I had written a really neat intro about the difference between sheep and sheep, moose and moose, and deer and deer, but apparently the editorial staff isn’t interested in the incredible versatility of the Eng...

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Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer

September 20, 2012

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It was 40 degrees the other night. Forty! In September! This summer of 90 degree heat has poisoned my brain, and this forty degree crap isn’t going to fly! I am submitting a formal complaint to the gods of global warming, if ...

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Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer

September 13, 2012

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This past weekend was the beginning of my favorite time of year.  The marriage of the NFL regular season and the MLB postseason is one of the best ideas that rich, white men have ever had.  I sincerely request that our professors tak...

Cheers & Jeers

Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer

September 6, 2012

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Well, first week back.  The freshmen are wandering to and fro, aimlessly searching for that room in Reilly that exists between the 2nd and 3rd floors, the senior class is settling in for their last hurrah… the sophomores and...

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Drew Acquaviva, Staff Writer

May 3, 2012

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Well, this is it. The season finale of Cheers & Jeers ‘011-’012. It’s been a good year for satire. For those who are graduating, good luck and I hope you’re not homeless soon, or ever. I’m among that category soo...

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