Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer
April 18, 2013
Filed under Cheers & Jeers
The prevalence of cats on the Internet astounds me... as does the fascination with sloths. I awoke to my roommates having placed a sloth meme on our exterior door, and thought “why is there a sloth meme on our exterior door?” Als...
Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer
April 11, 2013
Filed under Cheers & Jeers
Well that was a long hiatus! Apparently some members of the editorial staff were a little worried that the quality of the paper last week would have suffered since we had off on Monday, but let’s be honest, this is the only pag...
Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer
March 21, 2013
Filed under Cheers & Jeers
It’s March, it’s cold, there is one more week ‘til Easter Break and a pall has been cast over Le Moyne’s campus. Everyone seems to be hitting those mid-spring semester doldrums, where the Syracuse sky seems a little gra...
Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer
March 14, 2013
Filed under Cheers & Jeers
Good news. Apparently, from now on, the senior class will have a vote in terms of their commencement speaker. Bad news. This year, it’s still Nancy Cantor. So, all forms of protest are still on the table, and so far the win...
Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer
February 28, 2013
Filed under Cheers & Jeers
Spring Break starts tomorrow, and not a moment too soon. LMC has once again decided to take its break a bit early, in order to save its students the embarrassment of going to Daytona or Myrtle Beach and having to explain to peo...
Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer
February 21, 2013
Filed under Cheers & Jeers
It’s the week before Spring Break once again, a week when professors decide to schedule every paper, midterm, presentation, debate, acrobatic routine, cooking demonstration, dressage competition, and unibrow plucking appointment int...
Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer
February 14, 2013
Filed under Cheers & Jeers
Who’s ready for a break? Am I the only one? This is why Spring Semester is infinitely worse than Fall Semester - the break schedule is completely off! Sure, Spring means Dolphy Day, but it also means having to wait until Mar...
Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer
February 7, 2013
Filed under Cheers & Jeers
This week, I would like to commend the State Senator from Arkansas who has passed a ban on abortion. His tireless efforts have, I hope, confirmed for all of us how happy we are… that we do not live in Arkansas. I had the ple...
Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer
January 31, 2013
Filed under Cheers & Jeers
Welcome back! I hope you are all geared up for another semester of lukewarm critiques and ineffectual snark, I know I am. The weather? Yeah, we get it. It’s cold, get over it - you go to school in Syracuse. Hmmm, wha...
Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer
December 6, 2012
Filed under Cheers & Jeers
Well, the faculty is at it again. I accidentally wandered into Grewen Aud the other night and there they were... creating their exams. The Provost and Deans were on the stage in black cloaks and the rest of the professors, als...
Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer
November 29, 2012
Filed under Cheers & Jeers
One more week. One week from now, we’ll have just one day of classes left to complete. Sometimes, I wish that professors would lay the work on way heavier in the beginning, when we’re nice and fresh, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed aft...
Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer
November 15, 2012
Filed under Cheers & Jeers
In the wake of all the flak I’ve received for my comments last issue, I’ve decided to be a total ass and ignore all of the recommendations! No. I’m going to try something new and hope to God that newspaper’s layout sta...
